Big Titty Lovers

Today was rather uneventful. I cleaned my house, which I end up doing a lot because I have messy friends who come over. Cleaning my house is always the same but it's never a dull time. First, I start in the living room and work my way back to the bathroom last. By the time I hit the kitchen, which is second I usually have my bra and shirt off because they were getting on my nerves. That's cause every time I bend over my tits pop out of my bra! Especially when I'm mopping the floor and such. I always do the bathroom last cause I'm usually really horny by then, so after I scrub the tub, I rinse it and fill it up so I can take a bubble bath and play with myself till I get off. It's a reward for my pussy!

Happy New Year, everyone! I hope you guys party it up tonight! I went to the grocery store today to get some supplies for my own partying. I'm am a fan of the frozen food section, myself. Lol My nipples always stand at attention in the grocery store, and somehow, I always forget that when you have huge tits, going to the store in thin, stretchy shirts and a thin sports bra is probably not the smartest idea if your trying not to attract attention. However, there was this one guy who was tall, dark and handsome in the family-planning section of the grocery store (where the condoms are) that seemed to be thinking the same type of things about me that I was thinking about him. I tried to pick him up to be my New Year's date but I ran into someone who knew me and she was all blah, blah, blah and when I turned around, he was gone! What a cock-blocker! No I have no one to kiss at midnight! URGH! lol

First, let me wish you all belated Happy Holidays. I hope you all had a great time with your families and loved ones. Now, on to my blogging. Today I went to McDonalds for lunch with a friend of mine. Mmm McDonalds. I love this place! Well, anyway, I was wearing a white shirt with a pink and white bra, and somehow, still not exactly sure how this happened, I spilled water all down the front! Ha-ha! Needless to say with a wet white tee and Big Mac, I think they should've considered me for a commercial! I bet all the SCORE fans would flock to McDonalds! Lol The funny thing is that the guy across from me who was sitting with his wife seemed to be particularly taken by my exposed wet cleavage. He was staring at my tits like they might taste better than his burger. His wife seemed pretty pissed! After that I went for a jog. Running clears my head. And I like to run on the side of the road and have people stare at my tits while they bounce.

The April McKenzie Interview Published in December '08 Voluptuous Interview conducted by Gary Phillips and Elliot James V-MAG: Welcome, April. Did we find you, or did you find us? APRIL: I sent in my photos to the studio manager. V-MAG: How did you know about us? APRIL: Someone told me about you, a good friend. Then I did some research and looked into it for myself. V-MAG: Did you look us up on the Internet? APRIL: Yes, I did. V-MAG: Before you found us on the Internet, did you know about our magazines and videos? APRIL: No, I never knew before then. V-MAG: Did you know that there were magazines for guys who like big-breasted women? APRIL: No, I didn't know about Voluptuous or any others, either. I knew about Playboy and Hustler, but that's all I had even heard of.

Today I cleaned my house because I really needed to scrub everything down after the boys were over. lol It took, like, three hours because its' not easy to clean with two pit-bull pups under your feet tying to trip you. I didn't completely face plant, but definitely did trip a couple times. Ha-ha! That would have been hilarious because I clean naked except for a pair of tiny panties. Imagine me in a heap on the floor, with my tits on my chin and two puppies running around. Pretty funny, huh?

A co-worker recently found an article on the Internet and forwarded it to me. Actually, it was more of a commentary, since it was not based on any credible facts, but instead was written by a woman named Monica Grenfell and was only her very narrow-minded opinion. It was from Great Britain and was about a young lady who had made it to the final round of the Miss England beauty pageant. What made her especially noteworthy? She isn't a sickly-looking stick figure, that's what. She's a size 12 and wears a size 38DD bra! Ms. Grenfell of course thought it was an atrocity that such an "obese" girl should be regarded by many as beautiful and contest worthy. The writer was outraged that the contestant, whose name is Chloe Marshall, is now admired by many young women who look to her as a role model and realize they don't have to be a single-digit size to be attractive and desirable. The headline of the article called her "fat, lazy and a poster girl for poor health." What crap.

Tonight I had a friend come over for a night in. Okay, okay it was a guy friend and I wanted him to spend the night in me! Lol I wore a special outfit in hopes that he'd like it and fuck me silly. I think he did, just judging by the boner he had! lol I asked him to take pictures of me so maybe we could spice things up a bit and do something a little different. I twisted into sexy poses with my titties out and watched his reactions. He was all smiles and loved it! After a while he couldn't take it anymore and he fucked the shit out of me on the floor. Yay! It was a great time.

I decided I wanted to give back to the community today so I walked along the road to pick up cans and stuff. Litterbugs SUCK! I'm all for the environment. It was a fun time! People seemed to love me helping the community cause every car that passed by honked at me. I should have held up a sign that said HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY! lol I think they were honking because my titties were so big and poppin' out of my top like they do. So, after like lunchtime I started to get bored and decided to spice things up a bit. I took my top off and picked the cans up with my titties! Wow did the cars passing by love that!